chevroletlife:

Color matched the truck

chevroletlife:

Color matched the truck

  • boy:hi
  • girl:i have a boyfriend
  • boy:i said hi not suck my dick
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  • period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period:Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period:See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period:See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period:Yell at a puppy.
  • period:Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.